I hear y'all talkin'... It's funny to me! (yeah!) See? Where I come from... We act first... (yeah!) Ask questions later! (c'mon!) Ha! - if I'm in there, the whole place full uuup; (whattup?) I'll use your lil' bar to do a pull-uuup. (aaagghh!) Use your wack-ass tracks as target practice, (blaaaat!) And tell the baddest broads to arch it backwards! (let's gooo!) For years, I wore the same starter jacket (what else?) And beat-up t's with the scars to match it. (daamn!) Jeans with the holes, sneakers with no sole; (c'mon!) When genesis dropped my nintendo was so ooold! (ooh!) Oh, no! Couldn't have that! (naaah!) I put the pen where the pad at; - voilá, magic! (yaowaa!) I'll disappear in the booth, reappear messiah, When I write, call it a night, - vampire. (aaahh!) Ask around, your boy's hot! - and I, uuuh... Don't plan to cool off like a campfire. E'rybody gather round, I'm a tell a story Of a snot-nosed kid, try and smell the glory! I - shoot first ask questions laaast That's how most of these so-called gangstas pass! (yo!) That's how most of these so-called gangstas pass! (yeah!) That's how most of these so-called gangstas, gangstas... (c'mon!) I - shoot first ask questions laaaast... A poof! - how low, so low, so low, so low... A poof! (yeah!) - how low, so low, so low, so low... I - (well, I'm a finish what you start!) [echoes] This for the block mister, (g'eah!) - the rock pictures; (uh-huh!) Late night, cranberry and círoc mixers. (yeah!) Parkin' lot pissers, (uh-huh!) - glock top shifters; (boom!) Dudes who stay fresh cause they shoplifters. (c'mon!) That's where I come from. (g'eah!) - so mi no run from, Bumbaclot pussy drummer boy, rumpa-pum-pum! (whattup?!) You no tough stuff! (naah!) - you my son's son You just bluff rough. - mi say: "commme, commme! " (whoo!) I'll give it to anyone who wants some, (uh-huh!) Go silly on they achilles until they run's done. (blaaast!) I keep a hot line, - 9-1-1. Everyone say "hi" to the hero that won't go unsung. (ortiz!) A moment of silence while I give pun some "borrrrricua" (borrrrrrricua!) 'til your tongue's numb! (ooh!) What's your angle? - hahaaaa, I know mine! (what?!) If it's cheese, "swizz" style. - "showtime"! [echoes] I ain't a troublemaker but my flow cocky, (yeah!) So all the pretty mamis yellin': "go papi! " (oooh!) Man, that's so neat, - and y'all so sloppy; (boom!) When you think I'm done shittin', I do mo' cocky! (whooo!) Just love to flex my rap muscle, (uh-huh!) What muzzle? - dog, you just a jack russell (g'eah!) Your bite weak and your bark a lil' pitch, (grr, woof!) Relax! You no match for a hard-nosed pit'. (grr, woof!) I can't find a track that my bars won't rip You guys are sick warrin with the gaza strip When I back out this pen', all you guys'll strip, (psss!) Like you in chippendales tryin to wind for tips; Hehe! (hehe!) - no need to see slow down and let the leader lead! Dj's, - bring this back! - I'm what the needle need! (yaowa!) And I don't mean to get all mushy like my last bitch, (blaaaap!) But - but damn, I love this rap shit!