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[Verse 1]
E
Old people are pushy
A
They don't have much time
E
They'll shove you at the coffee shop
B7
Cut ahead in the buffet line
E
They'll buy two for a dollar and fifty
A
Then they'll argue with the checkout girl
E
They've lived so much behind them
E
They're tryin' to slow down this god damn world
[Chorus]
E A
Old people are pushy
E
Well, they're not mushy
B7 E
Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy
[Verse 2]
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Old people are pushy
A
They'll drive how they want to drive
E
And go as slow as they want to
B7
They don't care who stays alive
E
And they'll kiss that little grand baby
E7 A
Up and down the back and all around the front
E
They don't care what you think of them
A B7 E
That baby has got something that they want
[Chorus]
E A
Old people are pushy
E
Well, they're not mushy
B7 E
Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy
E7 A E
(Old people are pushy, they aren't mushy)
B7 E
(Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy)
[Verse 3]
E A
Old people are pushy, cause you don't know how they feel
E
And when you pretend you do
B7
Well, they know it's not real
E
Pretty soon it's gonna be all over
E7 A
Good enough reason not to let you pass
E
They seem like sweet, little old people
A B7 E
But they are not about to kiss your ass
[Out-Chorus]
E A E
Old people are pushy, well they're not mushy
B7 E
Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy
A
Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy)
E
Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy)
B7
Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy)
E
Cause life ain't cushy
E7 A
Old people are pushy
E
Old people are pushy
B7
Old people are pushy
E
Cause life ain't cushy
