Intro chord. E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-8-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-8-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-8-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-6-------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| I don't understand... can somebody tell me what's going on? E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-4---------------8----------------4---------------------8------------| G|-5---------------8----------------5---------------------8------------| D|-5---------------8----------------5---------------------8------------| A|-3---------------6----------------3---------------------6------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Why is there a drunk Chinese man doing push-ups on my front lawn? E|---------------------------4---------6-------------------------------| B|-------------4-------------4---------6--------------------8----------| G|-------------5-------------5---------7--------------------8----------| D|-------------5-------------6---------8--------------------8----------| A|-------------3-------------6---------8--------------------6----------| E|---------------------------4---------6-------------------------------| ...and why's he wearing lip-stick? E|----------------------6----------------------------------------------| B|----------------------6----------------------------------------------| G|----------------------7----------------------------------------------| D|----------------------8----------------------------------------------| A|----------------------8----------------------------------------------| E|----------------------6----------------------------------------------|