G C
Pete's little tiny erect dick
G C
No one knew what to do with it
G C
Megan left 'cause she couldn't find it
A C
Couldn't find it, Couldn't find it
G C
Pete's little tiny erect dick
G C
It's a quarter tall and a penny thick
G C
If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick
G C
Looks a lot like a pink cue tip
A C
Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip
G C
Pete's little tiny erect dick
G C G C
Pete's little tiny erect dick
G C G
Can't satisfy anyone with it