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Bm                  A             Bm           A
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest.
Bm               A           Bm                  A
I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath.
G                      A
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
G                              A
but there's one thing I cannot control...

          D      D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                       Bm            A            D
A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past.

          D      D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                        Bm           A            D
Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants.

Bm                A                 Bm          A
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick.
Bm                             A            Bm      A
Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt.
G                                   A
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two,
G                                A
but if we doggy-style oh man I'm screwed...

          D     D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                       Bm          A                       D
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap.

          D     D7M
I cum too fast...
D7        G
I cum too fast...
A                 Bm                 A               D
I swear I'll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Ooohh. Damnit.