I've heard about guys that go off the deep end Slap out of their minds, and sometimes they dive in To whiskey and women and all sorts of sinnin' Over a thing like a heartache Well, mine's broke, but i won't go crazy I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds Or count to infinity twice Grow me a big beard, star quotin' shakespeare Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice Yeah anything to get over you, baby, but i won't go crazy I could sit here and think about you and him together Beat myself up fro what i could have done better Go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain Get pissed off at sunshine and curse at the rain But why would i waste all my time When i can see colorado from a t-top eldorado Ride through the rockies all day Or head down to key west and follow the footsteps Of buffet or ol' hemingway Anything to get over you, baby, but i won't go crazy I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds Or count to infinity twice Grow me a big beard, star quotin' shakespeare Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice Yeah anything to get over you, baby Whatever it takes to save me But i won't go crazy I won't go crazy