G
There's a Hilton in the sky
C
For all the good fen when they die
D
The elevators never stick
G7
The banquets don't serve plastic chicken
C
Only grade A prime
G
And you're guaranteed a real good time
D
That just goes on and on
C D G
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con
[Verse]
C G
It's membership by invitation only
C G
And all the hotel rooms and meals are comps
C Em
The wet-bar in the consuite is a freebie
D D7
And all femme-fen are ready for a romp
C G
The bathtubs are all filled with girls and Jell-O
C G
And every author waits your beck and call
C Em
They ask for your advice on their new novels
D D7
And ask for autographs out in the hall
[Chorus]
G
There's a Hilton in the sky
C
For all the good fen when they die
D
The panels never start till three
G7
No one disturbs you when you're sleeping
C
All the filk songs rhyme
G
And you're guaranteed a real good time
D
That just goes on and on
C D G
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con
[Verse]
C G
There's mirrors on the ceiling in each bedroom
C G
And 3-D videos on every wall
C Em
And levitators waiting at your elbow
D D7
For the times when you're too drunk to even crawl
C G
The dealer's room extends eternal credit
C G
They just forget to send the bills along
C Em
And when you make your way into the filkroom
D D7
You find you've been immortalized in song
[Chorus]
G
There's a Hilton in the sky
C
For all the good fen when they die
D
The bidding parties never end
G7
And all the other fen are friendly
C
Boredom is a crime
G
And you're guaranteed a real good time
D
That just goes on and on
C D G
If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con
