There was a fat man That wasn't worried 'Bout his condition 'Cause he wasn't married Till one day he met a woman That he liked from head to toe So then he stopped all All of the drinking All of the smoking But then he bothered Arroun' in town Visiting the bar beer Well she loved him But she dropped him Lo(oo oh oo oh oh oo oh)nely Christmas brother Lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh Now that I'm sober She dont want me back Now that it's over She dont give a crap Well then a fat man He bought a batman For his little nephew But he didn't like it He shouted Drop in the crop On a little pot town A little fot town So then a fat man He got excited He starting shouting Through the walkie talkie Arroun' in town Well then he got fired 'Cause he was smelling up the taxi Lo(oo oh oo oh... Now that I'm sober She don't want me back Now that it's over I'm loosin'my track Now thats it's over I'm loosin' my track Now that it's over She dont give a crap I don't belong to some drunky I did no wrong please come lady You got me wrong I'm not your honey What have I done someone help me Lo(oo oh oo... Now that I'm... She don't want me back Now that it's over I'm loosin' my track...