Stephen
 Stephen
 Why won't you call me?
 Stephen, why won't you call me?

 D      A           Bm               G
 I saw you in your tight ass rocker pants
             D       A
 You saw me too, I laughed
          Bm             G
 Cause I was completely trashed
                    D     A
 And I watched your ugly girlfriend
 Bm                G
 Snear across the room
         D        A      Bm               G
 As if I really care that she's here with you

Bm
 All I know is,

 You're my object of affection
G
 My drug of choice

 My sick obsession (Oh)

D            A                      Bm         G
 Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
                    D        A
 I'm sitting here, waiting
            Bm       G
 Why won't you call me?
D       A                 Bm    G
 Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
                 D       A
 I can't take rejection
           Bm        G
 Why won't you call me?

D          A     Bm            G
 I've got guys waiting in the line
            D       A          Bm                   G
 For me to play my evil girly games with all their minds
                    D      A   Bm          G
 (Just watch me) I got it down to a simple art
             D          A
 Just bat my eyes like this
      Bm               G
 And there's a broken heart
                      Bm
 But somehow, you've turned the tables

 What the hell?
         G
 I can charm the pants off anyone else (But you)

D            A                      Bm         G
 Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
                    D        A
 I'm sitting here, waiting
            Bm       G
 Why won't you call me?
D       A                 Bm    G
 Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
                 D       A
 I can't take rejection
           Bm        G
 Why won't you call me?

Bm                           G
 Stephen, I'm thinking that, maybe,
                      D
 You might think I'm crazy
                  A
 Is that why you won't call me?
Bm                           G
 Steve, don't you think I'm pretty?
               D
 Do you not love me?
                 A
 Is that why you won't call me?

Bm
 You're my object of affection
     G
 My drug of choice

 My sick obsession
    D
 I want to keep you as my pet
     A             G
 To play with and hide under my bed
 Forever

D            A                      Bm         G
 Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
                    D        A
 I'm sitting here, waiting
            Bm       G
 Why won't you call me?
D       A                 Bm    G
 Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
                 D       A
 I can't take rejection
           Bm        G
 Why won't you call me?

D    A
 Stephen, stephen
                      Bm              G
 (Call me) I'll knit you a sweater
D     A
 (Stephan)
           Bm                G
 I wanna wrap you up in my love
D      A           Gm     G
 (Stephen) Forever, I'll never let you go
D      A       Gm        G
 Stephen, I'll never let go

D            A                      Bm         G
 Stephen, (Stephan) why won't you call me? (call me?)
                    D        A
 I'm sitting here, waiting
            Bm       G
 Why won't you call me?
D       A                 Bm    G
 Stephen, I'm feeling pathetic
                 D       A
 I can't take rejection
           Bm        G
 Why won't you call me?