Late last night while wishing on a star Down from the sky came a man in a car He said: Get in, Jackson Come on let's go for a ride Outta sight Sitting in the cockpit strapped down in a chair I said: Hey, tell me What's that over there? He said: Meet my computer He's a friendly son of a gun and we're having fun Playing cards on Venus in a cloudy room Pass a glass of ammonia, I got to get off soon Sunbathin' on Mercury or jammin' on Jupiter Which do you prefer? It's getting pretty late, I got to go home Nice to have met you, what's your telephone? Maybe soon I'll call you If I can afford the fare It's long distance out there Anus of Uranus, he's a friend of mine He's a first-rate party and a real fine time Anus of Uranus, he's a friend of mine He's a first-rate party and a real fine time