E|------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------|
D|---5-5-5-5-0-2-2-2-3-3-3-3\5-5-5-5-0------------------|
A|---3-3-3-3-0-2-2-2-3-3-3-3\5-5-5-5-0------------------|
E|----3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1\3-3-3-3-0-----------------|
Non-Existent Patricia,
room four-twenty-six.
Non-Existent Patricia,
does not exist.
Non-Existent Patricia
looks into the walls.
was she at the party?
no one could recall.
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia.....tricia.
Did Patricia say something?
Something I missed?
It was spoken so softly,
it didn't exist.
Non-Existent Patricia,
what's on her mind?
She ain't sayin',
she's being kind, kind, kind.
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia,
Non-Existent Patricia....tricia....tricia.
