A7
Walking round a farm tryna see a cow
D7 A7
I got methane on my mind
D7
Splat goes the shoe oh what is it now
A7
Well there’s #### stupped on my shoe
E7 D7 A7
There’s #### on my shoe
A7
Walking round the farm tryna see a cow
D7 A7
I got #### stupped on my shoe
D7
Look - now it’s gone! Oh! where did it go?
A7
Well that ####’s stupped on the grass
E7 D7 A7
There’s #### on the grass
[Chorus]
A7 D7 A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
D7 A7
And the #### he ####s we breathe
E7 D7 A7 E7
We got methane in the air
A7 D7 A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
E7 D7 A7 E7
We got methane in our lungs
[Verse 2]
A7
Walking round the farm in my ####ty shoes
D7 A7
I ain’t seen no gorram cow
D7
Turns out he’s behind me all along
A7
Eating #### where I put my feet down
E7 D7 A7
He’s eating #### right off the ground
A7 A7 A7
He stops a while and cracks a smile
D7 A7
Pausing to let one tear
D7
You bet it’s that cow who’s laughing now
A7
He took a #### straight into the air
E7 D7 A7
He took a #### in the air
[Chorus]
A7 D7 A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
D7 A7
And the #### he ####s we breathe
E7 D7 A7 E7
We got methane in the air
A7 D7 A7
The #### he eats is the eats we ####
E7 D7 A7 E7
We got methane in our lungs
