Last night, outta the blue Driftin' off to the evening news She said "honey, what would you do If you'd never met me" I just laughed, said "i don't know, But i could take a couple guesses though" And then tried to dig real deep, Said, "darling honestly... I'd do a lot more offshore fishin' I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken Take a few strokes off my golf game If i'd have never known your name I'd still be driving that old green 'nova I probably never would have heard of yoga Be a better football fan But if i was a single man Alone and out there on the loose Well i'd be looking for a woman like you." I could tell that got her attention So i said, "oh yeah, i forgot to mention, I wouldn't trade a single day For a hundred years the other way." She just smiled and rolled her eyes, Cause she's heard all of my lines I said, "c'mon on girl, seriously If i hadn't been so lucky I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad Playing bass in my cover band Restocking up cold bud light Play poker every tuesday night, yeah I'd have a dirt bike in the shed And not one throw pillow on the bed I'd keep my cash in a coffee can But if i was a single man Alone and out there on the loose Well i'd be looking for a woman like you." She knows what a mess i'd be if i didn't have her here But to be sure, i whispered in her ear "you know i get sick deep-sea fishin' And you make the best fried chicken I got a hopeless golf game I love the sound of your name I might miss that old green 'nova But i love watchin' you do yoga I'd take a gold band on my hand Over being a single man Cause honestly i don't know what i'd do If i'd never met a woman like you."