Call the nurse Call the nurse I'm in pain, I'm in pain Everything hurts Vital signs In horizontal lines I'm lyin here Lying here Outta my mind Nurse Betty Well she tore my heart apart, yeah Turned my life into an episode of ER, and Everybody likes drama But it's too much for me [Chorus] I want her back, want her back That nurse in cardiac Doctor says I'm high on fever Now ain't the time for chasing beaver I want her back, want her back That nurse in cardiac Every night and day it hurts I think it's time Time to call the nurse Call the nurse Call the nurse Cos I need drugs I need drugs Something that works It ain't good Cos I get wood Lying here, thinking of her More than I should Nurse Betty Well she tore my heart apart, yeah Turned my life into an episode of ER Everybody likes drama But it's too much for me [Chorus] Nurse Betty Well she tore my heart apart, yeah Turned my life into an episode of ER, and I'm not getting any better Visions of her in a tight red sweater [Chorus]