From the day I was born, I was fated to become a debt collector, the pride of my mom. Ever since, my need is such, I usually take too much. I love to see an man in fear his wife beggin' me. While I plunder their shabby house I show no sympathy. Once I ever been at your door, I always come back for more. 'Cause I'm an instrument not a feeling soul. Collecting your debts is my only goal. You'd better give it now, I shall count to five. Ooh, I love my power even more than my wife. 'Cause I'm the bailiff, honey. I come to you as a friend. I take your telly and some money. Don't try no settlement. Don't try no settlement. Some people call me a thief and chase me away. But look at yourself 'cause you didn't pay. I can tell you that it ain't no use, trying to convince me with a cheap excuse. 'Cause I'm an instrument not a feeling soul. Collecting your debts is my only goal. You better give it now I shall count to five. I love my power even more than my wife. 'Cause I'm the bailiff, honey. I come to you as a friend. I take your tele and some money. Don't try no settlement.(4x) Don't try no settlement.