Oh, my God, how times have changed! These girls must be blind or completely deranged! But time seemed to halt When I was Ms. Baltimore Crabs Now a woman in a dress Is a frightening and powerful thing You are not a child When you’re draped in scarlet and lace See how she blushes, how she blushes, my pretty! Charmante, charmante! Charming, and- What I see right there is a prisoner Who’s sitting on top of the key So kick it up a notch If you ever wanna be free (And all you gotta do is-) ‘Cause when the going gets tough (Blood in the water) That’s when it’s time to get lost (Ooh) When the going gets tough (Blood in the water) That’s when it’s time to get lost (Ooh) So leggo, so leggo, and we gone! Give ‘em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle ‘em How can they see with sequins in their eyes? And though you are stiffer than a girder They’ll let you get away with murder So be a dentist! You’ll be a success! (You’ll be a dentist! Ooh, sha, la, la, la, sha, la!) It takes that killer instinct to get all the nerve To take everything you want in life but may not deserve (I steal everything) Like when some girl’s in your way, there’s only one thing to do You get Campbell transferred and ripped from the life that she knew! You gotta be loud! (Loud, loud, loud) Girl, you gotta learn to stand up and stand out from the crowd! (Crowd, crowd, crowd) The less you have to say, the louder you yell it The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it You gotta get up! You gotta get up and be loud! (Wait for it, wait for it, wait) So it must be, so it is written On the doorway to paradise Those who falter and those who fall Must pay the price I will never rest ‘Till then, this I swear (This I swear by the stars) Life doesn’t discriminate Between the sinners and the saints It takes, and it takes, and it takes And we keep living anyway We rise, and we fall, and we break And we make our mistakes And if there’s a reason I'm still alive When so many have died Then I'm willing to- (Wait for it, wait for it, wait) (Wait for it, wait for it, wait) And Elphaba, I’d like to raise you high ‘Cause I think every man deserves a chance to fly Hey, little songbird, give me a song I'm a busy man, and I can’t stay long I’ve got orders to fill I’ve got clients to call And they’re giving me hell down in Hades Macavity, Macavity There’s no one like Macavity For he’s a fiend in feline shape A monster of depravity Let’s save the pitiful children Who just haven’t a clue Just what to do He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you To easy street Easy street That’s where we’re gonna- What’s that I smell in the air? The American dream Sweet as a new millionaire The American dream A model that amazes A plan with seven stages Things are looking up here in Duloc I wanna watch the world burn I got the gasoline I wanna watch the world burn And everyone get mean I wanna watch the world burn I got the gasoline I wanna watch the world burn And everyone get mean You’re not good, you’re not bad You’re just nice I'm not good, I'm not nice I'm just right I'm the Witch! You’re the world! I'm the hitch, I'm what no one believes I'm the Witch You’re all liars and thieves, like his father Like his son will be, too So why bother? You’ll just do what you do You poor unfortunate souls It’s sad, but true Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her This boss is on a roll You poor unfortunate souls We’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors Bring marshmallows We’ll make s’mores! We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars! I was meant to be yours We were meant to be one I can’t do this alone Finish what we’ve begun Johanna, Johanna I watch you from the shadows You sigh before your window And gaze upon the town Protect me, Maria Don’t let this siren cast her spell Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone Like fire Hellfire Now gypsy, it’s your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn (Poor unfortunate souls) (Charmante, charmante) (Kick it up a notch) (Let’s save the pitiful children) (What’s that I smell in the air?) (Meant to be yours) I wanna watch the world burn!