Intro: A  D  A  E

A
Harry was a rich young man
    D                   A
Who would become a priest
A
He dug up his father
           D            A
Who was recently deceased

B              D     A
He did it with tarot cards
      B          D       A
And a mystically attuned mind
B           D
And shortly there
     A           E        E
And after he did find

A
Jeanie was a spoiled young brat
    D                   A
She thought she knew it all
A
She smoked mentholated cigarettes
        D              A
And she had sex in the hall

B           D       A
But she was not my kind
B       D     A
Or even of my sign
B           D
The kind of animal
A                E       E
That i would be about

             A
Wow-wow-wow, you keep hangin' round me
    D
And i'm not so glad you found me
A                                        E
You're still doing things that i gave up years ago
                A
Oh-wow-wow-wow, you stil hangin' round me
    D
And i'm not so glad you found me
A                                        E
You're still doing things that i gave up years ago

( A  D  A  E )

A
Kathy was a bit surreal
    D               A
She painted all her toes
A
And on her face she wore dentures
     D                 A
Clamped tightly to her nose

B            D        A
And when she finally spoke
B             D       A
Her twang her glasses broke
B          D          A
And no one else could smoke
                    E        E
While she was in the room

A
Hark, the herald angels sang
    D                 A
And reached out for a phone
A
And plucking it with a knife in hand
    D                A
Dialed long distance home

B      D           A
But it was all too much
B          D     A
Sprinkling angel dust
B         D
To AT and T
        A           E        E
Who didn't wish you well

        A
Oh, but you keep hangin' round me
    D
And i'm not so glad you found me
A                                        E
You're still doing things that i gave up years ago
             A
Ho-ho-ho-ho, you keep hangin' round me
       D
And i'm not so glad you found me
A                                        E
You're still doing things that i gave up years ago

A D A E
Hangin' round
Hangin' round, that's all you're doing baby
Hangin' round
Hangin' round, ooohhh
Hangin' round
Hangin' round
Hangin' round
Hangin' round