Another bride, another June Another sunny honey moon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopie A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's so killin' that he's so willin' To make whoopie Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby cloths He's so ambitious, he even sows But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks For makin' whoopie Another year or maybe less What's this I hear? Well you can't you guess She feels neglected and he's suspected Of makin' whoopie Yeah, she sits alone most every night He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write He says he's busy, but she say's: Is he? He's makin' whoopie He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says you'll pay six to her He says now: Judge suppose I fail The judge says: Budge right into jail You better keep her I think it's cheeper Then makin' whoopie You better keep her I know it's cheaper Than makin' whoopie