You got you some legs baby That just won't quit You got a pretty boy And he looks pretty hip You got you one on the sly But you gave him the slip And that's just a cryin' shame 'Cause you love the boy With pretty green eyes And you love the boy Who says he's so clever and wise And you love the boy Who's always telling you lies And that's just a cryin' shame Sometimes it never quits raining Sometimes that phone just won't ring Sometimes I never miss nothing And sometimes I miss anything But you like 'em tall when it's raining And you like 'em dark when you're feeling no pride But you never felt anything that you wanted to hide And that's just a cryin' shame So he says you look lovely my dear You say thank you I'm fine And you spend all his money And you spend all his time And you spend the night Like you were spending a dime And that's just a cryin' shame