Its a mystery to me - the game commences For the usual fee - plus expenses Confidential information - its in a diary This is my investigation - its not a public inquiry I go checking out the reports - digging up the dirt You get to meet all sorts in this line of work Treachery and treason - theres always an excuse for it And when I find the reason I still cant get used to it And what have you got at the end of the day? What have you got to take away? A bottle of whisky and a new set of lies Blinds on the window and a pain behind the eyes Scarred for life - no compensation Private investigations