Intro: Em C Am D (x2) Em C I get a piece of paper,and a pen Am D I right down all the names I see on ebay Em C Whyyyyyyyyyyyy the are no names on ebay Am D Whyyyyyyyyyyyy there are no names on the love site Chorus: Em C Whyyyyyyyyyyyy I need a wife all I ask for is a few names on the wondeful Am D LOVE B TE (Song restart) Outro: Em C Am Finally I found the love site and I found the perfect D GIRL!