Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome *Gnome echoes for a few seconds* This song is called "Crazy Gnome" Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Ok everyone theres a crazy gnome out in the audience Say "Crazy Gnome" when the time g... Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gno… Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Ok we got any gnomes out there Do we got any crazy gnomes out there Crazy Gnome was walkin through the desert It was dry and got nothing but the lepers And I was beatin out their blood and pus And all their scabs are no what do what do what Do you want with me Crazy Gnome on a fuckin Halloween Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome And he'll go in your home He won't be here when you're walkin down But Crazy Gnome, He doesn't care about your hat If he's goin off all inside If you're getting' yourself a new ride Or movin away from your college or parents Or movin away from bein a sea monkey, that's great Crazy Gnome knows what you're sayin Crazy Gnome he was awake all day And when he went outside at quarter past 10 Crazy Gnome, he started eatin raw chicken And the things you want, the things you do The Crazy Gnome wants a belt whoopin You're crazy Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH Well Crazy Gnome He has a wavy cap Went to school and then he got home from gym He felt wawawawawawai don't understand I guess he made my jacket my own Gnome, Crazy Gnome Crazy Gnome, Crazy Cheering throughout portion below. This is just Isaac rambling about the gnome. He isn't singing the bottom part. Every year crazy gnome comes around And he looks at all your stuff and he laughs at you Crazy Gnome is no one's friend If you see Crazy Gnome near your house Feel self-conscious Say "He's laughing at you and your stuff" I saw crazy gnome inside my house twice this year I didn't leave my house for a week each time My stuff was violated by the crazy gnome You probably don't even know him when you see him "Oh it's just that weird little mailman" Crazy Gnome, Crazy Gnome In your house, looking through your home And he's laughin at your stuff Crazy Gnome