Bending the rules Of a late night card game Where the loser removes An item of clothing You're dreading each deal So urgent and grave Have a shufty over your shoulder Well it's a shady game And I want to lose Please let me lose Please let me lose It's nothing to you It's nothing to you This reshuffled pack Brings back the sick curse of luck Because the ace in my hand Is such a shock Exchanging a king for your two While you're out of the room Have a shufty over your shoulder (Well all the same it's a shady game) And I want to lose Please let me lose Please let me lose It's nothing to you It's nothing to you I'm cutting this queen (Well this six is chewed) You're all undisguised (I'm stuck on shoes) So have you ever met a bad winner? "Well how do you do?" Jack! Ace! Queen! King! No! No-no! No-no! No-no! No, No, No They won't let me lose I'm bending the rules Of a late night card game