Intro = G C G D C G Chorus G Somebody stole my wife yeah C G Somebody stole my wife D C G Somebody stole my wife yeah they did G Somebody stole my wife yeah C G Somebody stole my wife D C G Somebody stole my wife Verse 1 G I went away one weekend when I came back she'd left me C G And I cried every night D C G Somebody stole my wife Verse 2 G I never thought she'd leave me never thought she would deceive me C G But I was wrong not right D C G Somebody stole my wife Chorus G Somebody stole my wife C G Somebody stole my wife yeah D C G Somebody stole my wife Music only G C G D C G G C G D C G Verse 3 G I can't get my boots clean you know just what I mean C G And my shirts are not white D C G Somebody stole my wife Verse 4 G My nights are getting longer and my love is getting stronger C G I've lost my appetite D C G Somebody stole my wife Chorus G Somebody stole my wife C G Somebody stole my wife yeah they did D C G Somebody stole my wife