Chorus: Somebody stole my wife, yeah, Somebody stole my wife, Somebody stole my wife, yeah they did, Somebody stole my wife, yeah, Somebody stole my wife, Somebody stole my wife. I went away one weekend, When I came back she'd left me, And I cried every night, Somebody stole my wife. I never thought she'd leave me, Never thought she would deceive me, But I was wrong not right, Somebody stole my wife. My nights are getting longer, And my love is getting stronger, I've lost my appetite, Somebody stole my wife. I can't get my boots clean, You know just what I mean, And my shirts are not white, Somebody stole my wife.