I take her down to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic girl I take her to the university, she says huh I take her to our anniversary, she says one I take her to the jewerly store I say diamond, she says pearl Oh everyone knows I'm in love With the monosylabic girl You know, everyone knows I'm in love With the monosylabic girl