I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope I spent 20 years, 6 years on dope Takin’ a piss while givin’ up hope I lived a lifetime 6 years on dope I was a human trash can, shortening my life span Live fast die tan, I think that was the plan Savin’ all my money for a one way ticket to Afghanistan I was a ezoobeson drunk Strung out on junk, live fast die punk I thought I was sunk from gin swillin’ And fish tank penicillin I was a moron bro with impetigo A pleased as punch Dog Patch Wino Casual sex and herpes complex Now I’m on Interferon and Valtrex I was a child adult, a walking insult Every shot got more difficult I was a teenage trash bin, a breathing mannequin A caustic cause who musta loved sufferin’ Do pinhole eyes romanticize heroin I was a moron bro, a circus sideshow A dying slow Dog Patch Wino