I wear out your sweaters And steal all your chargers Sorry, sorry And I take you for granted And the critique is endless Guilty, guilty But I look to my right You at my side Loyal as honesty, and I look to my left Steadfast as ever You are my every day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday I, I interrupt you And I know how that irks you I know, I know But I, I am magnificent With you at the Root of it Thank you, thank you But I look to my right You at my side Loyal as honesty, and I look to my left You've never left You are my every day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday