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Em               C                   G     Em
Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
Em                        C                  G     Em
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
    C                         G
And when your hand is on your heart
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You're nearly a good laugh
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Almost a joker
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With your head head down in the pig bin
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Saying, "Keep on digging"
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Pig stain on your fat chin
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What do you hope to find?
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When you're down in the pig mine
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You're nearly a laugh
A7                                       Em      C
You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry

Em               C                   G      Em
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
Em                    C                  G      Em
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
   C                               G
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
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You're nearly a good laugh
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Almost worth a quick grin
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You like the feel of steel
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You're hot stuff with a hat pin
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And you're good fun with a hand gun
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You're nearly a laugh
A7                                       Em      C
You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry

Em                  C                  G
Hey, you, whitehouse,ha ha charade you are
Em                         C                  G
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
       C                                     G
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
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You're nearly a real treat
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All tight lips and cold feet
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And do you feel abused?
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You gotta stem the evil tide
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And keep it all on the inside
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Mary, you're nearly a treat
A7                                               Em     C
Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry