One two three She's a real left winger 'cause she's been down south And held peasants in her arms She said: I could tell you stories that could make you cry What about you? I said: Me too I could tell you a story that would make you cry And she sighed: Aaahh I said: I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed I like Lou Reed, she said sticking her tongue in my ear Let's go, let's sit, let's talk Politics go so good with beer And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears? I said: Loosing my penis to a whore with disease Just kidding, I said: Loosing my life to a whore with disease I said: Please, I'm a humble guy with a healthy desire Don't give me no shit because I've been tired, I've been tired I tell a tale of a girl, but I call her a woman She's a little bit older than me Strong legs, strong fase, voice like milk, breasts like a clusterof grapes I can't escape the ways she raise me She'll make you feel like Solomon be one of your babies even ifyou had no one (And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?) I don't wanna sleep after setting my loins on fire But that's OK because