In a crowd With no escape is when I feel My privates wake! Got to find some privacy or they will see me scratching me! CHORUS My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way down low! My balls are a ball of fire My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way down low! My balls are a ball of fire Irritation Toleration Scrotum itching Leaves me bitching Can't endure this Epidermis Scrotum itching Leave me buh... Tension builds There's got to be a way to end my agony pockets deep where no one sees I find the keys to my relief!