Why does everyone I know oct stupid when they're drunk? They talk too loud, slur their words, throw up on my rug They fall downstairs but they can't feel the bruises they receive Pissing in my garbage can, can't wait until they leave I never learn I threw the party, bought the booze, got whet I deserved Didn't think they'd wreck my house, never seen such nerve Now I'II spend the next two days repairing all my stuff Get the disinfectant out, I hope I bought enough Puke stains permanently in my rug Won't fade no matter how hard I scrub Shit Next time there's a party I'II be sure it's somewhere else Revenge is mine when I show up. I'm gonna wreck your house Enjoy the panic stricken look on someone else's face Nothing's gonna stop me from destroying your whole place