Rock 'n roll loudmouth, spew in my glass Stroke another one down, right behind my back Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine Everybody's chokin' on the grapevine (chorus:) Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies I heard it on the airwaves, I've seen it in my glass Get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass You're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt I ain't a notch on nobody's belt (chorus) Why don't you get a haircut, sister? {bottle breaking} that's it! (chorus)