G Cm F (2x)
[Verse]
G Cm F G Cm F
A brand new human being, razor sharp, all firm and tan
G Cm F G Cm F
All clean, all pure with a thirty second attention span
Cm F
As the clock strikes twelve, and we're ready for party games
Cm F
You play blind man's bluff, and I'll play out charades
[Chorus]
G Cm
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I?
F G Cm F
(Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye?
F G Cm F
(Heaven knows) What comes over me?
Cm F G
You were pumping iron whereas I was pumping irony
[Intro]
G Cm F (2x)
[Verse]
G Cm F G Cm F
Now, I find myself fully occupied and half alive
G Cm F G Cm F
With your head, heart, arms and legs wrapped around my family pride, oh
Cm F
See the whites of their eyes, then shoot
Cm F
With all the romance of the Ton-Ton Macoute
[Chorus]
G Cm
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I?
F G Cm F
(Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye?
F G Cm F
(Heaven knows) What comes over me?
Cm F G Cm F
You were pumping iron whereas I was pumping irony
[Bridge]
Bb Dm/A
Bb Dm/A
Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes
Gm Dm/A Bb Dm/A
But then I suppose anything goes, anything goes, hmm
Gm Bb C G
But then I suppose that anything, anything goes
[Solo]
F G Cm F G Cm F G
(Heaven knows. Heaven knows. Heaven knows)
Cm F F G Cm
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohh (Heaven knows)
F G Cm F G
(Heaven knows) Oh! (Heaven knows)
Cm F G
Oh, yeah (Heaven knows)
F G Cm F F G
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows)
