I really envy Christians I envy Muslims too It must be great to be sure As a top Hindu or Jew He said, ‽Pray to God for mercy†He said, ‽Get down on your knees†He said, ‽Ask Him for forgiveness†He said, ‽When you do, say please And I got no one to turn to When I'm sinkin' in the shit Feel so sad and lonely No one to tell me what to do He said, ‽Well I shouldn't grumble We'll have our ups and downs If you just ask Him nicely He'll Iron out your frowns†And I d-d-don't believe in willpower Self-expression's such a fraud I mean how can I express myself When there's no self to express? Be serious Then put a lid on it (Do us a favor) (Do us a favor) I said I really envy Christians And I envy Muslims too Must be great to be sure A top Hindu or Jew (Do us a favor) (Do us a favor) When I got no one to turn to When I'm sinkin' in the shit Feel so sad and lonely No one to tell me what to do Be serious (Do us a favor) (Do us a favor) (Do us a favor) And I don't believe in willpower Self-expression's such a fraud I mean how can I express myself When there's no self to express? Be serious (Do us a favor) Be serious (Do us a favor) Be serious (Do us a favor) Be serious (Do us a favor) Be serious (Do us a favor) Be serious (Do us a favor) Be serious (Do us a favor) (Do us a favor) (Do us a favor) (Do us a favor) Leave it out