Intro and verses

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Miraculous you call it babe, you ain't seen nothing yet.
         Em                             F#m
They got Pepsi in the Andes, they got McDonalds in Tibet.
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Yosemite's been turned into a golf course for the Japs,
    Em            F#m
The Dead Sea is alive with rap.
            Bm                              F#m
Between the Tigris and Euphrates, there's a leisure centre now
         Em                                               F#m
They got all kinds of sports, they got Bermuda shorts
          Bm                       F#m
They had sex in Pennsylvania, a Brazilian grew a tree
   Em                          F#m
A doctor in Manhattan, saved a dying man for free
       Bm
It's a miracle
       F#m
It's a miracle
       D
It's a miracle
        F#
Another miracle
       G
By the grace of God Almighty

And the pressures of the marketplace
    Em             Em6           F#
The human race has civilized itself
       Bm            F#m         Em
It's a miracle
F#sus4    F#  Bm         F#m        Em
F#sus4    

Verse 2
(continue chord pattern)
We got warehouses of butter, we got oceans of wine.
We got famine when we need it, we got designer crime.
We got Mercedes, we got Porsche, Ferrari and Rolls Royce,
Yeah, we got choice.
She said meet me in the Garden of Gethsemene my dear,
The Lord said Peter I can see your house from here.
An honest man finally reaped what he had sown.
And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan.
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
It's a miracle
Another miracle

       G
By the grace of God Almighty and the pressures of the marketplace
    Em            Em6            F#
The human race has civilized itself
       Bm         F#m         Em          F#sus4   F#     
It's a miracle

Verse 3
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lid comes down
and breaks his fucking fingers
It's a miracle.