I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peek He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep And I saw daddy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy-white Oh, what a laugh it would have been if mama had only seen Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night Yeah, child, I saw daddy Sitting up in there kissin' on Santa Claus They was up underneath the mistletoe last night (yeah) Oh no, huh-uh, he didn't see me creep I was going downstairs, have a little peek, you know Yeah he thought I was tucked up in my bed No, child You know what would have been funny though Is if mama would have caught it Oh yeah, mama would have had a fit child But I kind of would liked to have seen that, huh Mama, daddy, Santa Fightin' on Christmas Eve But you know, I'm glad things worked out the way they did Because otherwise Santa might be dead ('Cuz I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus) (I saw daddy kissing)