One Eyed Jacks With Moustaches Are wild on the side Two eyed queens makin' passes With childs on the side Hard hearted Mamas who ain't Cold as ice on the side. Bald headed eagles like to Feather their nests on the side, Wide eyed Madonnas like to Treasure their chests on the side, Smooth talkin' Gigolo[s] are going along for the ride. CHORUS: Hit me, hit me, hit me Mac Gimme a jack before I pack Hit me, hit me, hit me Joe Gimme a hit before I go. I'm gonna tell ya pretty Mama, That you don't know no lie, I'm gonna tell ya pretty baby, That you won't make me cry, Umma gumma uma uma, Make me feel good, Ooh pretty baby baby, Just like you should Come a come a baby, Don't you tell me no lie, Come a come a honey honey Don't make me cry The hard hearted Mamas Are sure on the side And One Eyed Jacks With Moustaches are wild. One Eyed Jacks With Moustaches, Are wild on the side, Two eyed queens with eyelashes That flashes and cried Hard hearted Mamas who talk To you nice on the ride. CHORUS