Im in major det And I wont forget I've got a demonised pet Who keeps giving me bets And if I don't stop smoking My dog will be a joking. It'l rip my leg off with its Mouth and start smokin' it. I take it to the vet and what the vet says is that Your dog is harmless and its all up in your head I'm really wary,my dog is scary, Oh please god help me, sweet mother of mary. 'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor And it barks at me when I open the door And then I say bad boy and it bites my leg (Then I have to get an ambulance) To the hospital where I bumped my head (Should I really take a second chance?) Oh my God I am so irritated By that evil creature that some people call a pet And when I see it it barks and barks and barks And barks 'till it thinks I'm dead Then I crawl into the bathroom floor and I pray For my dear life as it opens the door, go Then I shiver as its ten to nine Then I wake up in my bed feelin fine 'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor And it barks at me when I open the door And then I say bad boy and it bites my leg (Then i have to get an ambulance) To the hospital where I bumped my head (should I really take a second chance?) Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, DOGATIC!!!!! I am really scared as I reach for the blood stained door I look at the carpet its covered in gore I am one of its slaves now Will I die? Will I be next? Don't know why dont even know how Why did I chose that damn dog anyway? Because it was lonely I told it to stay. Now I look in my bedroom, theres grafitti on the wall Because of what that dogs done over the past 3 to 17 years I look in the mirror, I'm covered in tears It's biting my leg off.... I am screaming like a girl Because I am so.... 'Cause it pees and craps on the bathroom floor And it barks at me when I open the door And then i say bad boy and it bites my leg (Then I have to get an ambulance) To the hospital where I bumped my head (Should I really take a second chance?)