Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho. The Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." And Mary thought that was weird. Kenny: (So she sat him down and told him, that she went and blew a guy last year.) Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." Kenny: ('Cause you can suck all the dick you want) Together: And still be a virgin, Mary. Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want) Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed. Kenny: (And Mary, just relax and play, and suck some through the night) Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God. Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see, Kenny: ('Cause they had a tussle on the drive) Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money, Kenny: (and since she needed a place to sleep) Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary And told her not to weep. Kenny: ('Cause you can suck all the dick you want) Together: And still be a virgin, Mary. Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want) Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ. Together: If there's no room at the inn Then it's not considered a sin Kenny: (To suck a dick and get a place for the night!!) Mr. Hankey: [Kenny laughs] That's right Then, three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch Kenny: (Mary said, "Damn, it's so tragic that I could not take them to bed.") Mr. Hankey: But again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want) Together: And still be a virgin, Mary. Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want Of everyone) [laughs] Mr. Hankey: Everyone in the nation. Kenny: (Fellatio ain't no sin So go and blow the Three Wise Men) Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin Kenny: ('Cause there's never any penetration! You can suck all the dick you want) Together: And still be a virgin, Mary. Kenny: (And take it from the ox and the lamb) Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy Folks will remember your name quick Kenny: ('Cause you're sucking on the biggest dick!! And sucking dick) Together: Brings peace on Earth and joy. [Kenny laughs] Kenny: ('Cause sucking dick) Together: Brings peace on Earth and joy. Kenny: (You can suck my dick.) [laughs]