A vacation in a foreign land Uncle sam does the best he can You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now Now you remember what the draftsman said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now You'll be the hero of the neighborhood Nobody knows that you left for good You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now Smiling faces as you wait to land But once you get there, no one gives a damn You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now Hand grenades flying over your head! Missiles flying over your head If you wanna survive, get out of bed You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now Shots ring out in the dead of night The sergeant calls: Stand up and fight! You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now You got your orders standing to shoot on sight Your finger's on the trigger, but it don't seem right You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now Night is falling and you just can't see Is this illusion or reality? You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, in the army now You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, in the army now You're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, in the army now Woah-woh, you're in the army, you're in the army now