When grandfather dies Life will be strange When grandfather dies My whole world will change When grandfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell Coz I'll be fuckin rich as hell So grandfather die Don't keep me in suspense Oh, grandfather cough Up that inheritence Oh, grandfather dont Hold on another day I love you to death But I've got bills to pay A stroke would be nice Disease would be cool I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen Now let's say we unplug that machine So grandfather die Before the fiscal year Oh grandfather I Wish kevorkian were here So grandfather fly Just take your final Grandfather die Family hates you anyhow For gods sake you must be as old as the sun Your social security number is one Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee You donate your blood everytime that you pee Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains Your so old your penis has vericose veins Oh, why dont you die grandpa? Why must you fight? You old motherfucker just walked toward the goddamn light Walk toward the light old man It's all over now My grandad is dead A mysterious blow To his wrinkle old head Before I collect the small overcite But everything should turn out alright I'll start working on my grandma tonight