A long time ago Before things got weird Came a Dragon, a mighty dragon that Everybody Feared Now, G is for Giraffe And H for Halloween But, I'm not Joking about This Kill-ill-Ling Machine, Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Oh, pants will keep on Peein' And we'll raise Quite a Ruckus In case you haven't guessed by now The S is for Suckus The S is for Sucks The S is for Sucks The S is for Sucks The S is for Sucks! The S is for Sucks The S is for Sucks The S is for Sucks The S is for Sucks! T! Two beefy arms! U! Uneven style! V! Constabulate V's! W! What a pile! Xcuse me Mr. Trogdor You've run out of luck In case you haven't heard the news Zee S is for Sucks Zee S is for Sucks Zee S is for Sucks Zee S is for Sucks Oh, Zee S is for Sucks! Zee S is for Sucks Zee S is for Sucks Zee S is for Sucks Croissant! Zee S is for Sucks!