INTRO E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-12-14| 14b15r14-12--12--12---12-14-14b15r14-12--12--12-12h13r12-------| G|------------------14--13----------------------14--12------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-12-14| 14b15r14-12--12--12---12-14-14b15r14-12--12--------------------| G|------------------14--13----------------------14----12-11-9-7---------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E E7 She's got ice hockey hair C#m C It's instomatic and it has such flair E E7 And when the puck hits the back of the cage C#m C She feels the tingle of a quiet rage G She thinks it's tasty Me think it's hasty A Take me to a chorus line B E Tell me what to do if it all falls through Eb E Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes B E What did I do to you to make you feel so blue Eb E I get the impression that we're over due C# (I'm on the route of madness) E E7 And it's coming straight for you D PEAT INTRO E E7 Table tennis rules C#m C They're so confusing it's not played by fools E E7 And with my tank filled to the brim C#m C You may suggest to me anything G Phone me, page me, fax me till I'm silly A Answer me today B E Tell me what to do if it all falls through Eb E Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes B E What did I do to you to make you feel so blue Eb E I get the impression that we're over due C# You're my autotoilet (?....tenuous, but i think that's what he says!) E E7 Oh won't you tell me something new SLOW BIT G#m C#m Maybe you think I'm shady G#m C#m But I sing your language baby B E F# F E Ba da ba baaa ba ba da baaa baaaa baa baaa baaaaaaa G O E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------1-1-1-1------------------------------| A|---------2-2--4-2----2-4-2--4----------4-4-2-4-2---2----2-----------| E|--2-2-2-4---4-----4------------------------------4---2h4------------| PA Y G O TWICE B E What did I do to you to make you feel so blue? Eb E I get the impression that we're over due B E What did I do to you to make you feel so blue? Eb E I get the impression that we're over due B What did I do to you? DRUM ROLL B E Eb Now that you're here tell me you're a non believer E Oh whoa ho (Repeat until fade)