Db
And well, I think I've gone mad 
 Bbm
Isn't that so sad? 
    Db                            Bbm
And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had 

     Db
Oh, mum check the car - It can't have gone far 
     Bbm                        F#
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar 
     Db
It's likely in a Sainsbury's 
         Bbm                F#
Flirting with the girls and waiting for me 

    Db
I jumped on a bus, declared my name 
      Bbm                 F#
And asked if anybody had seen my brain 
     Db
Your brain was last seen going for a run 
                    Bbm                    F#
And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura? 
     Db
'Cause she adores ya, but I think you're shit 
     Bbm                   F#
"I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!" 

    Db
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes 
                 Bbm               F#
"Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!" 
             Db
I searched all day it drove me insane  
        Bbm             F#
"Where would I be if I was my brain?" 

Db Bbm F# x 8 for instrument break


Outro 
    Db
The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain 
          Bbm             F#
But couldn't find a single trace of my brain 
     Db
"Oops I did it again" started playing 
    Bbm                  F#
Forget my brain, remember my pain 

Single beat on Db to finish.
Db