A
You like to sensationalise
D
Tell lies cause it makes for a better
E
story
A
If you're not found on the ground
D
With a needle in your arm
E
Then you're boring
A
Oh it's so bizarre
D E
The way that things are these days
A
Oh it's so bizarre
D
Is anybody normal these days?
E A D E
What's normal?
A
I bet they never had a paper round
D E
You can tell that none of their friends are sound
A D
Thats two nil to me, that's two nil to
E
me
A
They never have a laugh
Sour faced, straight laced
D E
You name it they probably haven't done it
A D E
They've definitely never done it
A
Oh it's so bizarre
D E
The way that things are these days
A
That the dull and reserved
D E
Have to make up these crazy ways
A
In which they live out their lives of lies
D E
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
A
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
D E
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
A D E
A
Oh it's so bizarre
D E
The way that things are these days
A
That the dull and reserved
D E
Make up these crazy ways
A
In which they live out their lives of lies
D E
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
A
Are you sure? Do you swear down?
D E
Do you swear down? Do you swear down?
