[Intro]  Am Am/C Am/B Am/E Am/G Am/F# F E
         Am Am/C Am/B Am/E Am/G Am/F# F E

[Verse 1]
               Am           G
Well we're all wasted, in a bar
C  F               E
   Somewhere downtown
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   When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "Man I'm gonna send you to hell"
        Am                              Em                            F                  E
   Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said, "Oh boy, you better 
fuckin' run,
Am                            G                    F                         E
I've been sittin' here just a slammin' down beers, now its time to have some fun" Oh

[Interlude]
C  E F#m Em Am E F#m Em
Am E D   E  A  A F#m F
F  F E   E  E  F E   E

[Bridge]
        Am                   G
Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good
F                         E      Am
   And then I fell to the ground, but I kicked him fast
             D    Em           F               E
I kicked him real swift and he came a tumblin' down
Am                                 G
   He took a stab at me and nearly cut my gut
F                                 E
   But I kicked that knife to the floor
Am                       C                   Em
Then I took his head and slammed it into the bar
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I don't think he'll come around no more Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh

[Chorus]
E                 Am                   F                C                  Em
   Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years, Trying to recap my life
Am                  F                 C                E
Every night trouble finds my sight and I cant help but fight
       Am                   F
With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal
C                    E      Am                       F              C              E
   I'll be stickin' around, until the day a man will put me away and I can rest my soul

[Verse 2]
           Am               G
Well we're all wasted, in a bar
F                E
   Somewhere downtown
Am                                         G         F                                Em
  E
   When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "Man, I'm gonna send you to hell"
A                   Am                  D        G                    F                  C
   Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said, "Oh boy this is the day"
A                                         G                     F                      Em
   Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight through my eye and Then I fell to my knees

  Am    C      F     E
Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh   Ohhhhhh