C [Verse 1] C G C G I had a dog named Archibald C G F The biggest dog in town C G C G Him and this other dog named Bobby C G F They let a school girl drown [Chorus] G F Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder C G F G Lightning split my brain asunder [Verse 2] C G C G I saw my girl at the roller rink C G F Lip-locked with Henry Fink C G C G He did a graceful spin in the air C G F He looked just like Fred Astaire [Chorus] G F Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder C G F G Lightning split my brain asunder [Verse 3] C G C G When I was a boy I wanted a shiny knife C G F And I wanted Betty to be my wife C G C G Send for my fiddle, send for my dog C G F I'm going to live in a hollow log [Chorus] G F Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder C G F G Lightning split my brain asunder [Verse 4] C G C G They say that only 80 men C G F Own more than half the world C G C G I had a dream that they spread it around C G F I ended up in the mental ward [Chorus] G F Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder C G F G Greed will split the soul asunder [Verse 5] C G C G Every time I try to organize C G F I turn around and my captain dies C G C G They got machines that make machines C G F And those machines make more machines [Chorus] G F Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder C G F G Lightning split my brain asunder [Verse 6] C G C G Farewell to gravity C G F Farewell to pageantry C G C G Farewell to savagery C G F G And to you your majesty [Chorus] G F Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder C G F G Greed will split the world asunder G F Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder C G F G Lightning split my brain asunder