Mae west was a man who liked the feel of feathers I am a man who dreams of baby beavers Unicorns are cool cause they're cute and beautiful Little dogs are cool, dressed up tough and playing poker I want a pony, a big, fat pony I want a pony, want to feed it carrots I want a pony, a big, fat pony I want a pony, want to feed it baloney John wayne was a girl who had a taste for leather I am a girl with shoes for any weather Horseshoe crabs are neat when they get stuck on their backs Little flies are neat when they fly right in your mouth But I want a pony, a big, fat pony I want a pony, want to feed it carrots I want a pony, a big, fat pony I want a pony, want to feed it baloney