Everybody thinks that you’re so rad I’m telling you it’s just a fad One of these days they’ll open their eyes And that’s when they’re gonna realize You don’t take the cake you’re big fat fake just another headache You’re just another hole in one You’re just another ace Everybody thinks that you’re so neat They bow down and kiss your feet One of these days it won’t be long Until they all start to catch on Dispel the dream catch on to your scheme and you’ll hear them scream You’re just another hole in one You’re just another ace We all think that you suck We all think you’re a fuck You’re just another hole in one You’re just another ace